Diary of an Abandoned Abandoner.

When adoptees surrender.

Twisted Bastards. September 23, 2011

Filed under: adoption,Uncategorized — abandonedabandoner @ 7:12 pm

Anything can become adoption related if you are a twisted bastard.

Picture of Homo Milk on FB… Bastardized.

Kool-Aid lipgloss found on pinterest… Bastardized.

Skittles candy… SO bastardized.

Unicorns and rainbows… The ultimate bastardization.

I think this shows that while we are most certainly all bitter, angry and ungrateful we also all share a wicked good sense of humor about our situations. Laughter makes the world go round and lightens our hearts when we are at our lowest. It also seals the deal on who I can trust and who I need to avoid talking to. If you can’t find the humor in a carton of soy beverage being adopted by white and chocolate homo milk we probably won’t have enough in common to be real friends.

PS. Please don’t call Soy Milk a Beverage to his face. He’s adopted so he’s all Milk now and we wouldn’t want him to feel any different than little Two Percent and Skim do.


One Response to “Twisted Bastards.”

  1. Matt repeatedly would say “I don t want to ” I provided him with a squishy sensory toy but he wanted nothing to do with it.

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